Villain jokes
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.