Villain

Villain jokes

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.