Villain jokes

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.

Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."