You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
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Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Fortnite
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
