Video Game jokes
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
"1v1 me bitch!"
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.