What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
