Victory jokes

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

What do you call a retreat in war?

A backup plan.

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.