Victory jokes

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

What do you call a retreat in war?

A backup plan.

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."

Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.