I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What is big and long and hard? A cucumber!
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
What did Michael scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows to not be a cannibal, he knows somehow
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Whats an asthma patient’s least favourite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians
There both vegetables in serotonin ways
