Van Halen jokes
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."