What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
