Van Halen jokes
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.