Van Halen jokes

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”