You never told me you were part orangutan, have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
So Steph Curry and Lebron Jame went on a vacation and Steph Curry said try not to travel
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
