A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
Vacation Jokes
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”
He responded with, “The cat is dead.”
She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you have broken the news slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?”
“She’s playing on the roof.”
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
You never told me you were part orangutan. Have you considered taking a vacation to Planet of the Apes?
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
