Utility jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Like if you know someone is emo.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Like if your best friend is emo.