Utility jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?

One is used.

Why do they call matches, matches?

They all look the same.

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?

Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Like if you know someone is emo.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Like if your best friend is emo.

Humanity.