Utility jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Humanity.
Like if your best friend is emo.