What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!