I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
ur mom so fat she was the reason why titanic crashed
Yeah man, you watch pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see ur mom in bed.
Like this joke. UR MOM
kidnapper: hey kid, ur mom told me to follow me. orphan: but I don't have a mom
ur mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you
Bully: i bet ur dick is so small when u look down you cant see it
Guy: i dont, i see ur mom
Your so ugly ur mom said I want an ABORTION
ur mom (idk im bored)
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY=hi 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY=wot is ur name 💂LIT.BABY=no reply 👱LADY=hw old at u 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY=wot is ur mom's name 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY=wot about ur dad 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY=can u spell ur name 💂LIT.BABY=(no reply) 👱LADY= can you spell GOD 💂LIT.BABY=(spelling) G.O.D if a little baby can spell GOD,wot about you. Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if know u will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace,ignore if u are living by power MINE:GOD 😃
I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
kid: ur mom orphan: (cries)
ur mom
oh wait you don't have one
Bully:Agh ur ugly, me: said ur mom when u were born
what do u expect when you get outta a bar
ur mom naked LOLOLOLOL
what's the difference between u and ur mom:i slept with ur mom
ur mom fat lol
what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
i dicked ur mom down so good bitch
