One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Your Parents
