Upbringing jokes
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Your Parents
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.