Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
an orphans favorite toy is a boomarang it comes back to them unlike their parents
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
one time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent
Imagine not having parents. lol
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
Your Parents
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
