Upbringing jokes
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Your Parents
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."