Upbringing jokes
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.