Ungrateful jokes

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and he just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.