Ugliness jokes
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Your mom is ugly.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.