Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
