Ugliness jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!