Your mom said I was ugly I told her she couldn’t see Her belly button because she was so fat . She said “I though I was the only one without one”
Yo mama so ugly Joe biden was jelly
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
RedDOT.
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
Yo mama so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
your face was so ugly you got adopted by a poop
Of someone called you ugly say brfor you call me ugly look in a mirror
On text* Boy : Hey! I love you... Girl : eww u are so ugly *boy sent a pic of his dic* Girl : beauty doesn't matter in love
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
I said to my wife that she's that ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet
Stupid
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke
