Uglies jokes

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.

A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and get over it.

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.

God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.