Uglies jokes

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

How do you know you’re ugly?

If you always get handed the camera for group photos.

My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.