Uglies jokes

Marriage

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

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  • Mama

    Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

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  • Rape

    Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

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  • Memes

    Mama

    Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

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  • Brother

    My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.

    Ugliness

    How do you know you’re ugly?

    If you always get handed the camera for group photos.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

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  • Sky

    You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

    Stereotype

    I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

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  • Feminist

    What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

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  • Skeleton

    A funny joke scenario.

    Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

    Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

    Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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