Uglies jokes

Jenga

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Comeback

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"

Memes

Roast

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

Rape

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

β€œAre you sure you didn’t rape him?”

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  • 9/11

    The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

    Yo mama

    Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

    Mom

    You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

    Wall

    Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

    Truth

    You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

    Go look in the mirror.

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  • Hairline

    (Bully) Boy, you ugly!

    (Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

    Suicide

    A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

    She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

    He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

    Orphan

    Why do orphans look so ugly?

    Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

    Quote

    Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...