Uglies jokes

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.