Uglies jokes

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!