Uglies jokes

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.