Uglies jokes

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?

Nothing.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.