Uglies jokes

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.

Elephants never forget.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.