Uglies jokes

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?

Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.