Uglies jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To visit the ugly witch's house.

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

The chicken!

You're so ugly!

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."