Uglies jokes
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Memes
its kinda funny tho
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
You're so ugly!
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.