Uglies jokes

Incest

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Momma

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Memes

Hairline

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Roast

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Sister

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Ex

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.

Woman

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Guy

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.