Type

Type Jokes

Atm

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.

Game

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

Chromebook

Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.

Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.

Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.

Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.

Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.

Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.

Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.

Hand Grenade

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

Gun

What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.

Place

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

Comedy

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

Money

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Rabbit

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."