Twos jokes
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Memes
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.