Twos jokes
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Memes
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.