Twos jokes
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.