Two Towers jokes
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.