Two Towers jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 馃き
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.