My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
if i stepped on a twix would you get mad?
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
"A Twix."
