My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Twix Jokes
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
