Lad jokes
So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Memes
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
Community
What the fuck is going on, lads?
Ode to FeetLust
There once was a user named FeetLust, so sly, With a twinkle of Skibidi in his eye. He danced to the beat of the Sigma tune, In Ohio's halls, beneath the moon.
FeetLust was no ordinary lad, He dabbled in memes, both strange and rad. A master of trends, with moves so swift, In the land of the weird, he'd always lift.
Ohio’s winds whispered his name, Sigma’s aura, his claim to fame. Skibidi's sway, his finest trait, FeetLust’s style? Oh, it's great!
A legend of laughs, with a twist of bizarre, In the depths of the internet, he's a star. So here’s to FeetLust, wherever he roams, In the land of the odd, he's made it his home.
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