Twins jokes
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.