Twins jokes

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.

There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

How are genders different than the Twin Towers?

There are two genders.

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?

Because they are afraid of the jet.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.