The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Twins Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
