Twins jokes
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.