Twins jokes
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.