Twins jokes
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.