What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Twins Jokes
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
