Twins jokes
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!