Twins jokes
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. đď¸đ
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survivedâmy grandpa. The others have fallenâhis friends.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Whatâs the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Why didnât the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!