Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.