Twins jokes

Pencil

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

Twin Towers

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

Dad

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Difference

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Twin Towers

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Head

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.