Twins jokes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.