Twins jokes
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.