Twins jokes
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.