Twins jokes
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.