Twins jokes
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.