Turned off jokes
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 馃槺
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.