Disconnect jokes

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!

Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...

*disconnected*

How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

My father said I'm too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.