Disconnect jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
His wife shut off the internet.
He lost Wifi connection...
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Community talk
Hi guys,
I am saying it here, because there is no space that I can vent to, since literally people in my friend group are uncomfortable with me venting, even though it is normal.
It is the fourth day of school, and I feel like I am the cause of my friend group being disconnected. I have this one friend, let's call her friend A. This friend A and another friend (friend B), who seems to be friend A's best friend. Fri… Read more