When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
yo mama so ugly when she went to unlock her phone with her face it said disconnected
I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi
Why did Germany win World war two? Wait- thats not right... um... excuse me while i look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
