Disconnect jokes
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
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Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
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Hi guys,
I am saying it here, because there is no space that I can vent to, since literally people in my friend group are uncomfortable with me venting, even though it is normal.
It is the fourth day of school, and I feel like I am the cause of my friend group being disconnected. I have this one friend, let's call her friend A. This friend A and another friend (friend B), who seems to be friend A's best friend. Fri… Read more