Turned off jokes
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
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Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction
I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?
I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more
Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...
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It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more