Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and i thought i should share with you!! Today i saw myself on TV when i turned it off.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?"
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
What were Stephen Hawking last words?
*Windows turning off*
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Your so white that when I turn off of the lights you were a night light
how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.
why did Stephen hawking die? he turned off the wifi
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off He raged😱
Friend 1: *turns off lights* Friend 2: *is there with us* Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
me : hey you want to hear a dark joke brother: sure me : turn off light
