Turned off

Turned Off Jokes

Blonde

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

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  • Machine

    I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

    Dollar

    Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

    TV

    Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

    Plane

    Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

    Someone turned off flight mode.

    (Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)