Turned off jokes

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He turned off the Wi-Fi.