Trespass jokes

Mexican

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

Body

19 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

FOR REALLLLL

A red and white sign that reads: NO TRESPASSING. WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES. There are several blood splatters and a spider web on the sign.

Trespass memes

Incest

1929 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.

Reason

40 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.