Trespass jokes

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.