Trespass jokes

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.