I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like it’s my next meal
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
teacher: ok kids time to go home The orphan: what is home? teacher: here I have somewhere for you *puts in trash can*
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
im a nonbianary trash can-
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
