New Trash Can Jokes

I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can

Like it’s my next meal

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"

How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS

orphans are like a trash can they live outside

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load

Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?

can i throw you away you look like my trash can oh wait you are my trash can

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

what is the diffrence between lazerbeam and a trash can

a trash can doesn't rage

What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful

teacher: ok kids time to go home The orphan: what is home? teacher: here I have somewhere for you *puts in trash can*

whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation

ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up

im a nonbianary trash can-

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward

What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere