I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
