Trait jokes
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Kid: Hey, whatβs black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while youβre asleep.
Community talk
The difference between dogs and humans is that dogs are grateful, while humans often are not. It is a rare trait to find in many humans. Hence quite comical when humans are called the most intelligent species, yet they are often the ones who harm/banish/ruin others of their own kind. In the end, humans can be considered the most intellectually limited and dumbest species on this planet, unless some of them develop true humane qualities. Isn't it ironic?
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
WHICH IS PRETTIER? (brown eyes)
Yowai-Mo