Trait jokes
Dogs are better relationship partners than you. Wanna know why? They're loyal, patient, love unconditionally, smart. Traits you clearly lack, you cheating ass bitch.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Ail is gay.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
I am cool.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.