Tournament jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.