Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."
Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
Wife: "Honey, I'm pregnant."
Husband: "Hi, Pregnant, I'm dad."
Wife: "No, you're not."
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."