Clean out jokes
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
If I die, delete my search history.