Toilet

Toilet Jokes

Toilet Paper

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

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  • Toilet Paper

    What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

    Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

    Poop

    What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”

    Toilet Paper

    Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

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  • Toilet Paper

    I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

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  • Toilet Paper

    Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

    When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

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  • Toilet Paper

    Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."

    Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."

    Toilet Paper

    I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

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  • Bathroom

    When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

    European.