Therefore jokes
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Humanity.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Community talk
Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.
WHY do people still care so much about being mods on here? NOBODY USES THE SITE! THERE'S NOTHING TO MODERATE! AND ALSO, NOBODY CARES 😭
It's not a status symbol to be in a slightly higher state of power on a niche website in the dark corners of the internet's asshole with 5, maybe 6 active users--MOST OF WHOM ARE MODERATORS, THEREFORE NULLIFYING ANY AMOUNT OF SUPERIORITY AMONGST THEMSELVES!!!
To anyone reading this, take it from an ex mod: you're wasting your time in both your endeavors to become mods, and on this website in general.
If one burgrer is half a pound. I can eat ten burgers and have consumed ten pounds of meat. which means I put a meat in my mouth. and lots of people (especially guys) eat burgers or other forms of meat. Which leads me to rocky mountain oysters which are literally balls. therefore eating meat is gay