There jokes
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Denise.
What more is there to say?
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.