There jokes

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

What do you tell a depressed person?

Just hang in there!