Them jokes

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because no one misses them.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Neither of them respect boundaries.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

How did the rich save the poor?

They didn't let them in the Titanic.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."