Them jokes

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."

Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"