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Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.